New iPhone Photo App: Precreator

Description from the AppStore: Don't Procreate without it! It's a known fact that all babies are ugly. That's just a given. So Precreator provides you with a more useful picture, revealing what your child will look like at a post-formative age after the dice roll known as puberty has taken its toll.

You can either use the camera on your iPhone or import pictures from your Photo Library. Powered by a true face-morphing algorithm, you'll assuredly see the likenesses of both parents in all of your "precreated" progeny. Then, either save the images to your iPhone or delete them and never look back.

Will it be a vision of radiant beauty? Keep it in your Photo Library as a warm assurance of good things to come. Or maybe it's hideous? All the more valuable. Keep it as a talisman to ward against the worst mistake of your life! Either way, you'll be glad you know.

AppStore Link: Precreator - Price £1.19/$1.99